Driver side is done.
Center link by Febi had bad rubber for the boots. Failed already at 0 miles. Known problem, apparently. AutoPartsWay wants me to pay to ship it back to them, will not offer exchange. Nice.
I have purchased a proper OEM Lemforder part from another dealer. Very much regret I failed to find these Lemforder parts earlier as I just know the left and right links have heaven in their eyes already.
Passenger side has a day of work and it is good to go. Going to wait on the new center link to arrive so I can pop it all out. Then the fun of working on a drivable car begins! Wee.